I've come to make an announcement.
Shadow the hedgehog is a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥!
He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIFE!
That's right.
He took his quilley hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "This big" And I said "That's disgusting!"
So I'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the hedgehog you got a small ♥♥♥♥, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
*insert fart noise*
That's right, tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the earth. That's right this is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, no, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! How do you like that Obama?! I pissed on the MOON you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earth! now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you too!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx