Just so I make this clear to everyone I trade with or anyone that automatically assumes I'm a guy, I'm not. I am a Girl and if you have a problem with that or the fact that I love to play video games... Get over it.


Funny chat quotes:

[⅞]Engie ?:D: My buttys are squishy
RainbowBubble{?:D}: Nope.avi
RainbowBubble{?:D}: EWW
Squishypenguin: ...
[⅞]Engie ?:D: I MEAN fluffy
RainbowBubble{?:D}: that was jsut too awkward
[⅞]Engie ?:D: Lol
Squishypenguin: That went from funny to Awkward in a real quick hurry.


{?:D}RainbowBubble[⅞]: lol Jane glitched her TF2
Squishypenguin: What did she break this time?
[⅞]terraria island disconnected.
Squishypenguin: XD
{?:D}RainbowBubble[⅞]: xD

-[HDTV]-MarylandLovesMoney: Ever seen Christopher Walker in his 20s?
Squishypenguin: o.o Not sure I want to
Squishypenguin: XD
Squishypenguin: Wait
-[HDTV]-MarylandLovesMoney: Please do.
Squishypenguin: Christoper Walker?
-[HDTV]-MarylandLovesMoney: Or type
Squishypenguin: I'll watch it only if you watch Click
-[HDTV]-MarylandLovesMoney: Deer Hunter. Christopher Walker.
Squishypenguin: Don't you mean Walken?
-[HDTV]-MarylandLovesMoney: ....
-[HDTV]-MarylandLovesMoney: ♥♥♥♥ YOU AUTO!

Squishypenguin: So you were talking about a guy that doesn't even exist?
-[HDTV]-MarylandLovesMoney: Auto correct was.
-[HDTV]-MarylandLovesMoney: Auto Correct is a person now.
Squishypenguin: XD
-[HDTV]-MarylandLovesMoney: A evil person.
-[HDTV]-MarylandLovesMoney: That hates us.

Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): May be. I can get a metal brain up in my ass.
Squishypenguin: And to be honest, I don't know how much a surgeon would be willing to do if the foot isn't dying
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): SKULL.
Squishypenguin: XD
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): SKULL.
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): SKULL.

Squishypenguin: Did you take them up on those pole lessons?
Squishypenguin: Lol
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): I did
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): Now I can clap!
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): Work it!
Squishypenguin: You learned to clap from pole dancing lessons?
Squishypenguin: o.o'
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): *dances on pope* *falls off.*
Squishypenguin: XD
Squishypenguin: !
Squishypenguin: Dances on pope?
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): POLE
Squishypenguin: Oh my god. I'm gonna hyperventilate

Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): IMA baby butt that can dance like a man!
Squishypenguin: XD
Squishypenguin: Your a baby butt that can dance like a man
Squishypenguin: I'm learning new things about you every day
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): ...
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): XD
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): Like so?
Squishypenguin: Like, you wanted a metal brain shoved up your ass, you danced on the pope, and you're a baby butt that dances like a man
Squishypenguin: And that was all in one day
Maryland (In-Game) (Runescape): -_-

$ Snow $: Tbh I would just kill them all for you and let you take a bite of my thumb
Squishypenguin: XD
$ Snow $: And be a cute zombie couple
Squishypenguin: Eating dead bodies together. Isn't that just romantic?
Squishypenguin: XD
$ Snow $: Sharing the brain
$ Snow $: XD

๖ۣۜSnow The Unjukeable: ๖ۣۜSnow The Unjukeable: Looking for a carry?
6:29 PM - Pelecanus: of course

Squishypenguin: I'm not going to find some weird stranger just to beg them for money by dating them.
Squishypenguin: Go on tinder and find yourself and girlfriend and siphon me come of that money
Squishypenguin: *some
๖ۣۜSnow The Unjukeable: i siphon you some come any time
๖ۣۜSnow The Unjukeable: i mean
๖ۣۜSnow The Unjukeable: AUTOCORRECT
Squishypenguin: XD

๖ۣۜSnow The Unjukeable: i may be gassed
๖ۣۜSnow The Unjukeable: but i still got fumes