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I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?
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Get Smoked.

I went to a bar last week and saw this total morbette. I immediately morbed a little in my pants and decided to put my morb where my mouth is. I went up and sat my Morbussy on the stool next to her, and asked her if I knew her. Nah, you're too pretty. I'd remember your face. Tequila to remember, whiskey to forget. She was instantly morbing out her panties at the mere thought of morbing out with me. Then some anti-morber jerkop came up and said "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quoting Morbius (2022) to pick up girls?" I panicked. I said "Would you like some whiskey, my friend?" and he started assaulting me. I morbed the hell out and morbed all over that guy and am now in federal prison for "Murder". Don't those detectives know it was a morbius reference? All in all, AITA?
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Kryn 4 Jul @ 7:20am 
BOOGER BANSHAYZ BACK AT IT AGAIN. :loco:
Swoodle 27 Feb @ 1:28pm 
A victim of clown monarch is amusing to behold as they repeatedly suffer slapstick pratfalls. This poison disrupts the victim's sense of balance.

Saving Throw DC 22 Fortitude; Maximum Duration 6 rounds; Stage 1 falls prone and must succeed at a DC 5 flat check when attempting a Stand action or the action fails and is lost (1 round); Stage 2 as stage 1 but the DC is 10 (1 round); Stage 3 as stage 1 but the DC is 15 (1 round)
Kryn 27 Feb @ 11:51am 
-rep found me on Twitch streaming in my egirl cosplay and decided to tunnel me when he was Ghostface. I was playing Kate and he would run right behind me while thrusting until eventually hitting me and hooking me. This went on for 3 hours in-game time. He then added me on Steam, messaged me saying "♥♥♥ tribute?" with a picture of Kate covered in the tiniest bit of ♥♥♥, almost like he struggled to ejaculate. He then said he was "Ghostface irl" but could be "Mike if I behave". I blocked him but he found where I lived and proceeded to post lewd AI images of Ghostface through my letterbox, some with tiny samples of ♥♥♥ and a mix of what looks and smells like blood and sweat. I called the police but they told me they couldn't do anything as he was Keir Starmers son and that would be treason.
Kryn 29 Jan @ 9:27am 
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Kryn 28 Apr, 2023 @ 3:16pm 
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Lynbreon 1 Oct, 2022 @ 6:03pm 
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