"...So people are dying left and right and all of a sudden this guy decides to run at me with a spoon. A SPOON HAHAHA! So I scoop his stupid little eyeballs out with it and his kids are there all crying like WAAHHHH! And he's runnin' into stuff and... hahaha! Oh man... I guess you had to be there.

Anyway... the moral of the story is you're a total ♥♥♥♥♥"