Reddit, am I the arsehole?

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

"Hey dad, today I was in class but it wasn't time to go yet and Tyler and he Tyler we were in class and the teacher said we couldn't, well we couldn't do that so we, so we went to lunch and the teacher said that we had to eat but Tyler said, Tyler said what are you doing and I thought, dad I thought the teacher but Tyler and went out to recess and it was cold outside and when we came back inside the teacher was mad and Tyler started to cry but I didn't and I was scared so the teacher said and the minecraft :)"

I'm at the front of the line, my hands wet with the perspiration of anticipation, I'm finally going through with it.
"Sir, please have a seat here"
Its happening, its finally happening.
I take a seat on the stiff vinyl chair, its coming apart at the edges, stains adorn its surface like a sickening rot
"Have you been here before?"
I hardly notice her words as the slick packaging escapes my pocket, its golden wrapper shining under the harsh glow of the halogen bulbs above.
"L...L..Left or right" I say, my hand shaking violently as I present the cholcately twix treat in front of her.
"LEFT OR RIGHT" shouts forth from my clenched teeth, they're never prepared, and I'm terrified.
"R....R....Right"
"Wrong"
The explosive collar sewn into the blistered flesh of my neck detonates with a ferocious intensity as the incorrect response is recorded, hundreds of lives vanishing in the blink of an eye.
The Mars corporation reaches record profits this quarter.

Movie Theater Lady: Enjoy your movie :))))))))))
Me: Is this movie BASED or CRINGE?
Movie Theater ♥♥♥♥♥: idk what you mean :0
Me: Detonates thermobaric vaccum weapon like a boss

What if you were chilling with your Jan and a little creature came out of his shirt pocket and took some dog food from the dog bowl and went back inside the Jan pocket would you tell anybody