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>short, shy, self-proclaimed GamerGirl
>has one of those neko-ear headphones, and ahegao hoodies
>7.5/10 face but plump in the right places
>gets teamed-up with this guy in fortnite
>let's call him Anon
>keeps getting downed by the enemy players but Anon is always there to revive me
>instead of being annoyed, Anon started giving me tips to become better
>still struggling to play decently, but Anon remains patient with me and kept complimenting me on the little things that I do
>ended up queueing for endless matches with Anon for the entire day
>tfw still no win :(
>"I'm sorry Anon, I'm still finding it hard to build clix 90s within 0.003 seconds"
>"That's alright Femanon, I'll be here to guide you until you master it :)"
>blushes redder than a newly-formed acne that's been pinched
>"Thanks Anon, see you again tomorrow"
>Anon is so good at fornite, like a modern warrior destined to wield the mouse and keyboard
>tfw I strangely find it the most attractive thing in the world
>continued playing with Anon on the following days, eventually became discord friends, eventually followed each other on Insta
>turned out Anon is 8 years older than me
>ff to 1 week later, finally wins a game on fortnite with Anon
>"We did it! It's all thanks to you Anon."
>"No Femanon, It's because you are so easy and fun to teach. You deserved it"
>I blush, goes silent for a couple of seconds
>puts on the most efforted make-up and my best clothes, decided to go
>Anon lives in an old looking apartment, hesitantly knocks on his door
>ff to a couple of minutes later- Anon turned out to be actually chill
>he looks so cool and hot in his genshin impact t-shirt, as we discuss our favorite animes and games
>we're both sitting on the couch, Anon suddenly stares passionately into me
>"A-anon...? is there something wrong?"
>He suddenly pushes me down and starts unbuckling his belt
>"I want to teach you a new game Femanon, you'll love this one too"
>Suddenly I find myself in front of a thick, long thing attached to Anon
>"A-anon... is this the new fortnite DLC?"
>next thing i know, Anon is also pulling my skirt down
>"Y-you found out Anon... Do you still accept me?"
>he responds, "You silly, did you forget that I'm a fornite gamer who's good at quickly adapting to situations? If there's a hole there's a way Femanon"
>we then proceeded to do things unimaginable to mankind, things that would make Diddy seem like a living angel on earth, only with black wings
>"that felt so good Anon, care for a 47th round?"
>"we proceeded to play irl dark souls 1v1, claymore vs greatsword build, till the next morning"
>ff to 6 months of dating, we both have HIV, "oopsies, teehee~"
>doesn't change the fact that I'm the world's happiest Gamer 'Girl' alive rn