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I hate this game. Play it so you can hate it too.

ITS SO HARD I HATE IT best game tbh

click click haha big number go up

Bots have ruined this game

Good game hot dads (talking about their personalities)

Good game

I cannot, in good conscience, recommend a competitive game with such glaring issues in its ranked system. Starting from blue ranks, people will constantly plug you. You will run into smurfs, who aren't a big deal they are better than me it is what it is, but you will also run into cheaters and pluggers. Until the devs do something to curb the ragequit issue this game is not one i can easily recommend. Wait a few months to buy, or buy on a high discount. The game itself is great though.

Edit:
02/04/2024 Patch 1.03:
I wish to amend this review and take pretty much all the good stuff i said back. Long story short: don't buy this game. Even if it is 99% off. Bamco does not deserve to make a dime off this dumpsterfire. They have time and time again shown bad faith ever since the release of the game. They have been attacking the livelihoods of well known content creators by striking their youtube channels. Not copyright claiming, striking. One youtuber's channel is getting terminated this month apparently. Their cashgrabby practices are ridiculous. They first hid the tekken store from the playerbase on release. They then attacked the community and content creators for making mods that "competed" with their horrid store. They released eddy gordo and not only have they not allowed the players to look at his kit on practice tool so they can lab eddy, they made it so you cannot look at any replays that have eddy in it unless you own the character. They have been constantly refusing to fix the issues plaguing the ranked mode. And since the latest patch, Patch 1.03, there have been multiple game breaking new bugs. A reminder that this is supposed to be the patch that evo is played on. The devs have time and time again shown they do not care about the game or the community. I would recommend playing other fighting games like Brawlhalla, Street Fighter 6 or Guilty Gear Strive. This game has been beyond disappointing. I consider this an insult. Bandai Namco does not deserve your money, and they won't ever be getting any of mine. All of this being said, I feel like clarifying: if you don't care and just want to play the game there is no shame in that. I'm mad at bamco, not tekken players.

Edit 06/04/2024:
Ball

I died a billion times and i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game.





10/10 had an awful time would recommend

Hades is, in my opinion, a pretty below average rogue like. The game's internal difficulty isnt amazingly high, the gameplay's replayability and complexity leaves much to be desired. Sure there are tons of things you can master but compared to a generic rogue like the gameplay is simply too complex yet shallow that the feeling of constant improvement that other rogue likes have is simply missing in this game. What makes Hades an amazing game, though, is its amazing narrative, characters, story, atmosphere and other props that accompany the game itself. In my opinion Hades is a pretty mediocre rogue like but an amazing Super Giants Game. Honestly it starts feeling like a grind to get the story going eventually, which is one of my few gripes with this game, but its one of the best titles you can spend your money on. If you want a game thats easy to pick up and learn, with a great story and similar attributes then this game is a great one. However if you wish for the gameplay complexities of either a true rogue like or a dark souls game this game will leave you wanting for more. Even so, i'd still recommend at least giving it a shot, as the gameplay loop is shallow, yet still fun.

Not much to say. Just the best Rogue-Like I've ever played, including Binding of Isaac and Darkest Dungeon, if you count DD as a Rogue-Like which i do. And i consider both those games as "incredibly good". Just play it you wont regret it