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:hand_splayed:Hi:exclamation:️ :hand_splayed:Few things:warning:️ to start off with :smile: 1️⃣. Yes :blush:I added you because :point_right:you're:point_left: a :information_desk_person:female gamer:raising_hand::ok_woman::video_game:, 'tis an awesome:laughing::laughing: thing to :camera_with_flash:see:spy:! 2️⃣. I'm Brian:boy::skin-tone-1:. 3️⃣. Don't be :anguished::cry:intimidated:anguished:, but I'm:no_good: not:no_good: a :guardsman::skin-tone-1:stereotypical:man_with_turban::skin-tone-4: guy. If anything, :point_right:I'll:point_left: be the 1️⃣one1️⃣ in the :fork_knife_plate::fork_and_knife:kitchen:cooking: :joy::smile::grin:

𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲. Enjoy!

𝘖𝘒, 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘬? 𝘉𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺.

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