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I sexually identify an a Boeing V-22 Osprey tiltrotor. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping Hazardous Environment Combat Unit soldiers on Black Mesa. People say to me that a person being a Osprey is impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm having plastic surgeon install a tiltrotor propeller on each hand and wings on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Not-a-attack-helicopter" and respect my rights to fly everywhere and drop marines endlessly.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door….

gwoon pauper

-rep bad dog eating flower boy

-Rep not a pokemon trainer, get yo ♥♥♥♥ together brock, GET MORE POKEMON THAN ONLY ONYX N ♥♥♥♥! sincerely Ass Catch'm