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11.6 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
You died.
You died again.
You fell to your death again.
You blew up again.
You found the wrong end of an arrow again.
You realize everything can kill you.
You stop playing for a month.
Posted 28 November, 2017.
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116.5 hrs on record (95.8 hrs at review time)
A Family friendly journey with an almost meditative relaxed style of gameplay, it's a game I would recommend to anyone looking to idly pass by a few solitary seconds of their time between calming breaths on a sunny summer afternoon...while simultaneously drowning in a bath of their own blood after a vigorous morning of smashing ones face against a vast array of brick walls.
But there is no blood...
There is no bath...
The morning was 99 hours ago...
My face is decorating this cathedral floor...
These brick walls seem to be moving...
Why is there a bonfire in the middle of a sunny summers day?
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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