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Nice profile

ryan we need u

I miss you Ryan, please come back to Counter-Strike:Global Offensive. It needs you!

saw this dude at subway, he was a odd looking 4'11 fat dude so i assumed he played rust. I asked him for his steam and we played, dude sucked ass because he cant beam with his fat fingers, i wondered what fat fingers up my ass would feel like, so i invited him over. He barged through my door and sat on my gaming chair, it crumbled into pieces, i was so angry i flip him over and began to eat his ass out until he couldnt breathe. I Killed a man that day

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.