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Recent reviews by Johnathon Fortnite

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4.1 hrs on record
Great game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage port. Constant glitched textures turning people into cod digital camo people and crashing every 5 minutes even though I exceed the minimum specs and run the game fine.

Unskippable cutscenes and hour long animations for ♥♥♥♥ like sheathing a sword. Get it on playstation. At least it won't constantly crash there.
Posted 4 July.
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6.7 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ game
Posted 30 May.
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15.5 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ this game and get a refund
Posted 21 March.
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36.8 hrs on record
Unlike the few smt games I've played, p4/p4G/p5 and p5R (finished all these versions on original consoles too so ps2/ps3/4) this game was shockingly boring.

It's fun at first but after 35 hours of literally 0 plot happenings (other than go up stairs and fight a few bosses) and seeing a certain event in october only to realise I do not enjoy the characters nor do I care what happened to that one character, or anyone in particular, nor tartarus nor the villains. I realised this game isn't fun and the story unlike what everyone said it was simply isn't entertaining.

The social links are dull and uninteresting, tartarus is 254 floors of nothing, the music is a little boring and the game is simply way too easy. I see no point in continuing the remaining 40 hours when I'm bored out of my mind and skipping dialogue.

Mass destruction and monthly boss fight music + night time music was great however
Also a few minor things were removed from the original, some laziness here and there. I personally wouldn't recommend this game to myself from 3 weeks ago but it's not bad as much as it is horrendously boring for me specifically.
How I got through the entirety of the trails franchise (13 games) but this beats me is beyond my story driven ass
Posted 17 February.
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6.2 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
First chapter is awful and not scary, second chapter's villain is just a literal milf with 8 legs, unscary scripted events and boring puzzles + 3 games which again are not scary or fun.
Third chapter is thankfully actually entertaining and neat, mildly scary but at least it's fun for once. I'd not bother with chapter 1/2 and go watch some youtuber play them. I get it's mascot horror but at least try to make them look scary or a little unnerving (like catnap)

Also, nfts, merchandise and a whole host of other ♥♥♥♥ apparently infested this game before the third chapter even released. Not to mention the first chapter went free and the second and third chapters despite saying they wouldn't go above 5 insert currency here, are now nearly or over double that.

For what it's worth you're better off playing something else or just sticking to chapter 3. 1/2 are incredibly boring and the only people who are gonna get scared are people who don't have a stomach for horror or are very young.

edit : finished the game, the third chapter is even worse because it tricks you into thinking you're finally playing some of quality only to rip it away the second you leave the home lmao
♥♥♥♥ me, at least the audio and lighting was solid
Posted 8 February. Last edited 8 February.
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28.2 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ off
Posted 3 November, 2023.
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0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
I have 2fps on main menu and can't even get to the game.
lmao @ this port, save ur money and ♥♥♥♥ you squeenix ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Posted 5 October, 2023.
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3.6 hrs on record
great game but far too short
I beat in just 3 hours
Posted 1 July, 2023.
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23 people found this review helpful
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0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Feels a tad boring and mundane, not really much going on. It didn't really catch my attention like surviving mars and similar to aftermath it's just not all that fun to play.
I will refund tbh :(
Posted 17 January, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
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1.3 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Constant freezing, looks like ♥♥♥♥, plays pretty good except oh wait you can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play the game because it freezes constantly which means you need to restart the game to play for another 5 minutes before it freezes yet again. ♥♥♥♥ you.
Posted 6 June, 2022.
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