500lb Bencher
Jake
United States
Currently Offline
Grandpa 14 Mar @ 1:53pm 
Hop in the lobby, squad dialed, ready to lock it in. Soon as we load, Jurnk gets jump-scared by a flashbang and screeches like he saw a spider in his sock.

I’m like, “Bro… you good? That scream had layers.”

He yells back, “I’M FINE, HE PUSHED MID OUTTA NOWHERE!”

I’m rollin’ my eyes, but then—BOOM, headshot. BOOM, another. Jurnk’s AWP is singin’.

“Don’t talk to me, I’m in my zone,” he squeals mid-flick, voice crackin’ like he’s 14 again.

I’m beefin’ internally. My ears are fried. But the scoreboard?

All Jurnk.

“Keep screamin’ if you keep hittin’,” I mutter.

He lets out another banshee yell and drops a 4K.

Beef? Simmerin’. But I’ll take the W with the screech.
Garth 3 Feb @ 4:25pm 
Signed by Garth
Tooka Loud 24 Dec, 2022 @ 8:59pm 
+rep hes a fat dude but i love him
Sloppenheimer 25 Aug, 2020 @ 1:14pm 
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
Shane 12 Jun, 2020 @ 12:00pm 
Signed (:
Jake Long Snake 18 Jul, 2019 @ 6:33pm 
Overall just a great guy