This guy banged my wife and then took ME out to dinner. Was really upset at first but he turned out to a really nice guy. Also messed up my tax return pretty bad last year and can’t seem to get into contact with him

Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant. Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids.

+rep met me on a street corner and told me that he still had 14 pumpkins from last Halloween, pretty weird guy but makes a good pie

hey, i cant steal your credit card information, so can you just give to me? its urgent

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+rep! friendly and fast :D