Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spider-Man’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this places him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-

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that's sexy

so i thinking you going somewhere?

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