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I think sex for pleasure is a sin against the Lord. He gave us genitals for procreation, not satisfaction.

The ideal sex position is the male stimulating his member, while sitting above the lying female, to show his God-given dominance over his wife. When the male reaches climax, the female is to spread her labia open, so that the ♥♥♥♥♥ has an unobstructed pathway into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The male should then aim his stream of ♥♥♥♥♥ into the hole, making sure that no contact occurs, as this may cause pleasure, which, as stated previously, is an affront to the Lord. The female is then to lie down waiting for the next few days, making sure that no male emission exits her ♥♥♥♥♥♥. This is the purest expression of love, as intended by the Lord God.

To ensure that all married couples have sex in this manner, I will watch every couple, as they engage in sex. Any deviations from the ideal will result in vigorous whipping of the buttocks.

I think sex for pleasure is a sin against the Lord. He gave us genitals for procreation, not satisfaction.

The ideal sex position is the male stimulating his member, while sitting above the lying female, to show his God-given dominance over his wife. When the male reaches climax, the female is to spread her labia open, so that the semen has an unobstructed pathway into the vagina. The male should then aim his stream of semen into the hole, making sure that no contact occurs, as this may cause pleasure, which, as stated previously, is an affront to the Lord. The female is then to lie down waiting for the next few days, making sure that no male emission exits her vagina. This is the purest expression of love, as intended by the Lord God.

To ensure that all married couples have sex in this manner, I will watch every couple, as they engage in sex. Any deviations from the ideal will result in vigorous whipping of the buttocks.

even with an IQ of 140 i cannot understand the point of soccer..i once asked my Sweedish roomate why he was watching people kicking that spherical polyhedron into the big rectangular parallelepiped? Safe to say he was speechless... ☺

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