The Hard Carry

You don't deserve to be in the trench with these peasants. They're lucky they even got match made with you. If there were five of you on the same team, you would have won AND casted a TI at the same time. That's how versatile and knowledgeable you are when it comes to Dota.

The one disadvantage of having 5 of you in a match? There’s no way you could find enough farm to be satisfied with your performance. You’ve been caught farming while your team fought 4v5 before, haven’t you? That’s okay because you just needed to finish that last item.