It's mid-day.

Everybody talking about Shady Sands while I chill in the background getting shady bands.

https://youtu.be/2B4KAsDsa9s?si=1pKwOHqmcjgLuEH6

Google, Where is the nearest bathroom?

“Destiny 2” “rule34”

I met Rachel at a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zoo. She was talking with one of the baby goats and struggling to hold back tears. I asked her, "are you doing okay, friend?" She shook her head solemnly. "Everyone forgets that goats are herd animals. We're not meant to be alone."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE

Chimkin

this user is 8 centimeters tall

I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Here's that video you were asking me to send you when we were playing "1 Dad vs 5 Babies" Custom game in Overwatch 2 last night: https://youtu.be/akT0wxv9ON8

Please respond, I am the mother of a 9 year old that you played Minesweeper with. After your [One "vs" One] match with him he came home with a sore back, not too long after that he got diagnosed with autism out of the sudden, my child has always been very loquacious and talktive, it all started changing after your match please tell me what happened in your private lobby, i tried joining the lobby but it asked for my credit card information for some reason so i didn't trust that, Please don't take offense in this but the internet is a wild place nowadays you can't trust anything anymore. more importantly tho, i await your reply, please contact me at "My_Kid_Has_Autisim@Hotmail.com" if you happen to read this.

Bu mənim yeganə və yeganə əsl sevgim üçündür
Şahzadə Şaftalı
Peach, sən çox gözəlsən
Və mənim ulduzumla biz hökmran olacağıq
Şaftalı, başa düş
Mən səni sona qədər sevəcəm
Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı
Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı
Mən səni sevirəm, oh
Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı
Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı
Mən səni sevirəm, oh
Mario, Luici və Eşşək Konq da
Koopasın min qoşunu məni sizdən saxlaya bilmədi
Princess Peach, xəttin sonunda
Səni mənim edəcəm, oh
Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı
Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı
Mən səni sevirəm, oh
Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı, Şaftalı

You think you are wise, pizza wizard, but for all your subtleties you have not wisdom.

PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES

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everytime I get a steam notification it's you leaving more copypasta you absolute donkey

IMPORTANT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xo_rKVIvIg

-rep am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

my stummy hurt

hello beans from rango unchained

holy crap its beans from rangle

0 Скилл ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Koalas are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food.

They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can’t afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives.

"Veteran" "Competitive" "TF2 player"

why didn't you ever hit Dale back up? he was looking for team

Thank you Jonah, I will use this next time I get behind the wheel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLpCRUY9qcM

Think of seeking therapy

Thinking of you, Dale

I LOVE YOU DALE! LFT NC HL

I once gave charlie chaplin a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I can smell U 12 hours away

Forklift certify these nuts

HEE HOO DUSTBOWL!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEC9Xswtm7c

going to get up to pee if i dont come back just assume i succumbed to the shadows

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busting raw is cool

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-rep solid trader with fair prices but the gorilla noises were offputting

Do you think if Odyssey Mario was in smash you could capture other fighters and make them have ♥♥♥??? Hahaha just asking for laughs but do you think?

I do not know what i would do morgoth714, great question though!

cry

what would you guys do if you were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the most beautiful girl in the world from behind, and she’s a virgin too, and just as you’re about to finish you see a pink little gremlin dude pop his head out her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and go “ah” like it wants your nut. Like what would y’all do

can only play 1 hero... and badly too... another sad sh1t.. another casualty of dota

its not groundhog day you absolute ninnymuffin

SODA!

obama

we can see his shadow