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🐳 * 🎄 * 👳 * 🚗 * 🐠 * 🎁 * 🌏 * 🥗 * 🥒 * 👾 * 💛 * 🌂 * 🌋 * 📗 * 👃 * 👔
ㅤ* Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it ♥♥♥♥♥ on your head.
ㅤ* A highly excited man rang up for an ambulance. "Quickly, come quickly", he shouted, "My wife's about to have a baby."
"Is this her first baby?" asked the operator.
"No, you fool", came the reply, "It's her husband."
ㅤ* I went to the butcher's the other day to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe