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66.0 hrs em registo (30.7 horas no momento da análise)
Fun gameplay, nice features, fun co-op, good support from devs, and they aren't trying to take every penny I have via microtransactions. Highly recommend.
Publicado a 20 de Fevereiro.
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I can't take this $hit anymore. Call of Duty used to be a fun arcadey military shooter, and now it's just a silly, expensive, bloated mess that charges you big money upfront, then continues to milk you as frequently, and as often as it can with season passes, and weapon skins (remember when you could just unlock those by playing?) that just further break any immersion of you playing an arcade shooter; to the point where you suddenly find your character exploding into pools of lava by some turd dressed in a dragon outfit, or whatever the f*ck it's supposed to be. Now you can spend another 100 bucks and play as a Ninja turtle, because the $100 dollar barrier to entry, along with a $20 season pass is never enough for Activision or M$. The amount of money you spend on these games is not a good return on investment. You could have fun with this game, but it's not hundreds of dollars worth of fun. Please for the love of all that's holy people, stop buying this crap and make them earn your money. I'm done buying Call of Duty games. I'm not wasting another dollar on it.
Publicado a 20 de Fevereiro.
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27.5 hrs em registo (11.9 horas no momento da análise)
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This game rules! Dark mysterious atmosphere, cool guns, spells. Killing witches, and their armies. Some people have said that this game is a mix between Destiny, and Dark Souls, but I really enjoy this game way more than Destiny. I really like the roguelite style of this game as well. I've died a lot, but have leveled up a ton, and am constantly discovering new things and unlocking new spells, and enchantments for guns, and discovering new items to equip that bolster my character. I've had a blast so far. It doesn't hold you hand much, but to be honest, I find that part of the fun on this one is discovery along the way.
Publicado a 28 de Dezembro de 2024.
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11.1 hrs em registo
A Roguelike arcade shooter that embraces beauty in simplicity. It has a permanent unlock system element that doesn't feel too grindy to level up, and quickly start playing at harder difficulties. It's fun, and challenging, but mostly fair. Plays perfect on Steam Deck.
Publicado a 9 de Dezembro de 2024.
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1.3 hrs em registo (1.0 horas no momento da análise)
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Publicado a 10 de Março de 2024.
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2.5 hrs em registo (0.2 horas no momento da análise)
I give this game 9/11 stars. Would definitely frag Dr. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ again.
Publicado a 3 de Janeiro de 2024.
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530.0 hrs em registo (420.8 horas no momento da análise)
I've had this game since launch on Battlenet, I've played if on and off long enough that I can say I can recommend it if you're looking for a game that has some cool looter-shooter mechanics, neat visuals, and an extremely convoluted story. Above all else you should play with someone who knows what they're doing, because this game is hard to learn for new players. This game has come a long way since launch, it's not perfect, but again, play with friends and you'll have fun. Don't bother trying to understand the story.....it makes no sense at all.
Publicado a 21 de Novembro de 2023.
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406.1 hrs em registo (80.2 horas no momento da análise)
Starfield is an amazing game revolving around the transcredible exploits of main protagonist Bort Starfeld, a simple man raised by a pack of wolves on a planet light years from Earth after his spacer parents crashed their smuggling ship in uncharted territory. As he was raised by his feral parents he would often look to the sky under a dark canopy full of stars and wonder to himself "what's out there?" One night, Bort feeling restless while his pack slept, sneaked out and went exploring during a star-filled night and found himself in a cave filled with floating crystals and a strange metallic object, lodged in a large boulder, that seemed to call to him. The closer he got to the object, the greater the intrigue. Overcome with curiosity, he reached out to touch the object, and just as he did vivid visions of a giant, ancient, robotic alien race conquering and destroying galactic civilizations at the apex of their glory, one by one, throughout the entire galaxy over millions of years. Bort found himself caught up in fog of war, and through the fog in the distance, a towering presence approached. With each step closer the entity grew larger, and the earth beneath his feet increasingly shook. As the fog cleared a skyscraper size machine towered over him. Gazing down hundreds of feet below, the giant seemed to stare intently upon Bort. A deep, menacing robotic voice spoke inside his mind: "We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom." Being overwhelmed by the experience Bort fell to the ground, where he would remain for hours before regaining consciousness. He awakens to be greeted by a beautiful woman named Sarah, who tells Bort that they have been watching him for awhile and knew that he was special, that he was meant for something more than life as a wolf cub. She knew of the visions he had seen, and knew that it could lead to the greatest discovery in human history. "Bort," Sarah asks warmly, "How would you like to join The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?!...............Ya know, we're still working on a more progressive name for our group, especially since we're being led by a strong female character." Bort pondered for a bit, then confidently replied, "We could just call ourselves Constellation, since we're going to be exploring space and $hit." It was agreed by all this was the single greatest idea ever conceived by a female-led organization. And so from that moment on, Bort left his pack, and joined Constellation; to explore the vastness of space, visiting each and every planet they would find to collect as much random $hit as possible so he can turn around and sell it for enough money to get Sarah, and other ladies to notice him a little more often. Ladies in the future won't date guys who don't bring in $250K a year, which is far more than a wolf cub's salary. But Bort doesn't let that get him down, he works his damnedest to impress Sarah and next week Bort will finally have enough cash, and XP saved up to upgrade the sound system on his new ship! All the stolen notepads, juice boxes, and half-eaten sandwiches have finally paid off. He won't be able to outrun the po-pos, but he'll look, and sound pretty damn cool while doing it.

I give Starfield a 8/10. Hated it.
Publicado a 20 de Setembro de 2023. Última alteração: 20 de Setembro de 2023.
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7.2 hrs em registo
This game is a blast. I like the quick swapping shooter mechanics, and weapon versatility. I also like the vibrant color scheme similar to Doom Eternal. It's fast paced, challenging and fun.
Publicado a 18 de Fevereiro de 2023.
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573.3 hrs em registo (224.2 horas no momento da análise)
I honestly don't know what to say other than this is by far the most fun I've ever had with a Borderlands game, or any looter shooter for that matter. It has a fun, immature sense of humor which is right up my alley, there's so many fun, and cool guns, mods, and skills to experiment with, and you can farm for higher level loot after you complete the game with "True Vault Hunter Mode", and even raise the caliber of loot and challenge with the Mayhem system which really increases the replayability of this game. It can have the looter shooter grind that for once doesn't feel too grindy......looking at you Destiny 2. It's fun, funny, and looks great. 2 things I would note: I would recommend playing it on DX12 with a modern rig. Older rigs will, and do struggle with this game performance wise. Secondly, is look for a deal with the Ultimate version that includes all DLC, worth it.
Publicado a 4 de Fevereiro de 2023.
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