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I use the P90, and I love it. When I load up Casual Dust 2, I buy a P90 and run all the way to B site with my P90 out. I don't pull my knife out to get there faster, just in case somebody rushes into ct mid before me. I keep my P90 out, I grip it tight, like I do to Daddy's willy in the morning. I run into upper tunns, I startle a awper who tries to noscope me and fails miserably, I manage to kill him after 30 bullets. I then move onto the next guy who has a smoke grenade in his hand, he tries to pull out his AK, but I shred through him with the remaining 20 bullets in my clip. I stand still while I reload because I think it makes me reload faster. There are three other guys in tunns with AKs, but they can't kill me because they all got team flashed, after I've finished reloading I Run in a circle around them and spray them down. After reloading again, I type in chat "Ez pz lmn sqzy". [1/2]

One of the players was the bomb carrier, my fellow team mates at B push into tunns to guard the bomb. My team mates had killed the other 3 players who tried pushing out of long, there is only one guy left. I run out of upper tunns and up to T spawn, there I spot the last guy, AFK. I charge him down spraying my whole clip as I run towards him with my crosshair vaguely in his direction. I run out of ammo so I run up to him and knife him. The default CSGO MVP anthem starts playing, and it says my name at the top of the screen. I am the MVP. I press F to inspect my default P90 skin and I spam in chat "Ez Pz". I then spam the spacebar while holding w and my player starts jumping forwards, I am Bhopping. I then turn around and yell down the hall way, "MUM, GET THE CAMERA!". The next round begins and I rush towards B with my P90 out. [2/2]

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