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Recent reviews by KingOfThisZoo

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1 person found this review helpful
613.5 hrs on record (314.7 hrs at review time)
You ask for tplo as arsonist

I ask for tplo as alerting veteran

We are not the same
Posted 3 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
61.9 hrs on record (50.9 hrs at review time)
Closest you can get to a proper 2D Dark Souls
Posted 18 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Looks and plays like an average 2012 indie, gets boring after an hour and tries too hard to be funny.
Posted 17 March, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
111.5 hrs on record (110.8 hrs at review time)
1 i 2 są przy tym jak drewniane szroty z innej epoki. 10/10.
Posted 4 February, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
4.5 hrs on record
Weirdo game for psychos
Posted 8 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
If every DLC was this good, ubisoft would be the best company
Posted 29 July, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
23.0 hrs on record
A game with passionate devs and actual care put into it? That's an endangered species right here.
Posted 29 July, 2022.
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665.8 hrs on record (21.4 hrs at review time)
Blow up your teammates' generators and hide in closet for most of the game, you too can become an useless survivor and get some of that sweet hatemail!
Posted 26 July, 2022.
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30.4 hrs on record
Where sequel?
Posted 23 July, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
14.2 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
Talk about overhyped! The OST is great, but everything else is either bland or bad.
Combat feels barebones, it's mostly pressing two buttons and spamming dodge.
Graphics are inconsistent, some textures look great, while others look like they belong in a PS1 game.

Near the end of route A, after a pretty difficult mission you get a boss gauntlet out of nowhere with swarms of enemies everywhere, you can't warp to another location, and you can't restock on healing items. Ran out of healing? Well, you're sh*t out of luck, all you can do now is brute-force the game for which I don't have time and patience, sorry for wanting to restock after the factory mission and not being a fortune-teller. Been a while since I saw game design that stupid. Oh, and it seems like the boss can glitch and screw up your fight, fantastic!
Posted 21 June, 2022.
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