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chödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.

Gairon ki baahon mein so kar aaya jab bhi main raaton mein,
Ek ladki thi jo dhoondti thi apna naam mere haathon mein.
Pagal thi usse lagta tha, mujhe mohobbat hai usse,
Galti uski nhi, aisa uljhaaya tha usse baaton mein”
जवानी के दिन थे,
अजब सा सुरूर था रातों में
मेरी बर्बादी छुपी है यारो मेरी इन्ही हाथों में
मैं अप्सराएं छूता रहा
जन्नत का रास्ता समझ कर
और जन्नत खुद ढूंढती रही
अपना नाम मेरी इन हाथों में

potty player but good aim bad movement attempts to suck my ♥♥♥♥ last night, recoil higher then snoop dogg at 4pm

+rep best entry fragger !!