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Hi i decided to be the first cool person to comment on ur profile ily

Have you ever taken a real, meaty, corny ♥♥♥♥ then wonder what it would be like to get the dog to lick your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? It would probably give it some lovely texture, a sweet sweet feeling on your orifice. Just a spanking great ass eating, all from man's bestest of friends.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand fidget spinners. The way they spin is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the things you can do with it will go over a typical owner's head. There's also their nihilistic outlook on life, which is deftly woven into their very existence - their design draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the spinner's abilities, to realize that they're not just a cool toy- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike fidget spinners truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the fidget spinner's existencial catchphrase "WHSSHHHHHH", which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons.