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two travel under the mountain
tall traveler
squat traveler

descending 49 flights of wet wooden stairs

tall traveler: "how many stairs until the coins?"
squat traveler: "shut up, ignoramus"
tall traveler: "okay..."

passing pits of tar and oil
slime on the walls
grease on the shoes

tall traveler: "i hate tar and oil"
squat traveler: "i don't give a rat's ass what you hate"
tall traveler: "i figure the coins are comin' up"

unable to grip slime covered stone
squat traveler plummets to certain death below

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YOU THERE
SMALL LABORING INSECT
what?
YOU ARE ALONE
yes i a-
WHY?
the other one fell into a hole and died
YOU DID NOT FALL?
i am more nimble, i suppose
GATHER THE COINS, INSENT
where? where are the coins?
IN FRONT OF YOU, INSECT
it's dark.. i can't see any coins
WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
THEY ARE IN FRONT OF YOU
GATHER THEM NOW

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coin bank

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449 meteors fell on my house!
i had nowhere to go!
it was messed up.

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the door to my crawlspace is brown, but yesterday..
yesterday i went outside and it was green!!
someone must have painted it?
nothing was taken and the inside seemed totally undisturbed
in fact, the inside of the door was still brown!
only the outside was green!
it was a dark green
like deep dark swampy forest type green
i like the color, but i just don't get what happened
weird thing to do to someone's crawlspace door

i woke up this morning and my CURTAINS were green!
same curtains
not like they were painted or something
they look like they've always been green!
i'm beyond puzzled
but i do quite like the color
i figured i'd double check the crawlspace door
i noticed something upon a second look
it also looked, somehow, like it had always been green!
like, it had the same wear and tear
the paint was chipping in the same spots
it's just
green now

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the watchful hounds are in my DOG house

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deepest under the mountain
tall traveler stumbles in the dark
it stumbles
under the biggest stone
49 great gold coins
too dark


"i can't see squat"

"i can't see nothin' at all"

the biggest stone tips over

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shoot!!
my daddy seen lightning bolts that was black as pitch!!
my daddy seen the devil's lightning!!

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another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chasm opened in my backyard. just great.

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DIRT INSIDE YOUR SHOE !! THE DIRT INSIDE YOUR SOCK !! THE DIRT INSIDE THE WASHING MACHINE !! THE DIRT INSIDE YOU !!

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i say the great yawning maw in the yard is to be fed well
i say its depths will not be plumbed
i say its water is not potable
i say its water is not clear
i say throw the lawn clippings down
i say erect a fence
i say it need not be looked at
i say swim while it's warm
i say sleep when it rains
i say the great gaping chasm in the yard is to be starved

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hey man, what is up?
Long time no see, buddy.
UNDER neath the TREE at CHRISTMAS there is a mud pile
plz add me for trading
yo, the directions you gave me were WAY off. i'm lost dude.
I'm seriously mad at you. Please PM me.
my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog died... he was only 2...
Are you interested in working remotely?
we should play gmod bro
IM NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!
Can you text my brother please? He wont talk to me anymore.
YUMMY DIRTY :P
gimme some sugar hehe

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eyes like dinner plates
with a mirror finish
looking at the sun blinds everyone but you

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49 GREAT GREY OWL ANGELS DESCEND
FROM PARADISE IN A PINE TREE
TO THE FRIGID FOREST FLOOR

THEY SPIT WHEN THEY SPEAK
SHINING DROPS OF DIVINITY
SHRIEKING LOUDLY OF INFINITY
TO THE EARS OF THE WEAK

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big upside down head!

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new kind of dog clawed its way out of the heavy gravel in my garden

this worthless, gaunt, blind, and loathsome dog ripped up my kale patch

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BURNT CORPSE ONLY EYE HOLES AND MOUTH
BLACKENED AND RED FALLING APART DRIPPING OFF THE BONE
SINKING AND SINKING INTO WATER BOILED AND BLOATED
BUBBLING AND BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE GONE
WE ARE GONE TOGETHER
THE EMPTY MALL IS ALL
AN EMPTY SUPERSTORE IS WHAT CAN REMAIN
AN EMPTY MARKET AND WE DO NOT TOUCH
ANYMORE

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