Recent reviews by Ayrton Neff

Despite all my rage, this franchise is still disappointing as ever.

Pretty good game with endless options. Never had so many ways to go through a 30 hour tutorial zone. I'd have to sayt his game is mostly pros for me.

That production though...

Like Farming simulator 2015, except you can get a girlfriend.

What a shame.
What a rotten way to die.
I wish there was more I could say.

>Officer in the inquisition
>get sent off in secret operation to infiltrate pirates and stop seamonster
>buy pirate clothes (one step closer)
>meet pirates
>hire a pirate to literally teach me how to kick people
>hire pirate to teach me how to block with my sword (Best secret agent ever!)
>wander into jungle and get swarmed by natives
>barely survive and drink alcohol to heal up
>Best
>Secret
>Agent
>Ever

You can be and ginger and go to hell, which means you have a soul, which means gingers have souls. Thusly, I can conclude that this game has proven that gingers have souls.

Risen is like drinking beer, it reall sucks at first and tastes like crap, but eventually you develop a taste and cannot get enough. This inevitably leads to spending all your time on the game, losing your job, your wife, your dog, and then ending up on some horrible MTV version of intervention.

Still a good game.

This game, while quite short in the story sequences, has one of the best storylines of the recent releases in the series. The best part of the writing in this game is how you are slowly turned into a templar through slowly seeing the assassin's as a criminal entity. Gameplay is mostly the same as Black Flag, with some slightly new weapons and mechanics. Overall a good game to get on sale.

This is probably one of the best adventure choice games I have played, if not one of the best games I have played in 2015. I have to say this is quite a remarkable accomplishment considering that Telltale Games has cornered this market for quite a long time.

Pros:
-Twin peaks references
-The detailed internal monologues that follow examining every small detailed item in the game
- Going back in time continuously, causing permanent brain damage, all in order to feel like the cool kid in school
- intense foreshadowing
-creepy janitors

cons:
-Nathan Prescott
- Some of the worst lines occasionally forced into conversations
-Victoria (sad face)