So lets say, its my cake day. Let’s say, hypothetically, its my first cake day even. Ok, and if it were my first cake day you would also be giving me gold right? Then hypothetically speaking you would be a kind stranger. Now lets say that ive also never gotten an award.
Now that we both established that its my first cake day and ive never gotten an award, then i believe youd agree with me when i say that you should give me gold. Am i not correct? A kind stranger would give me gold ad it is my cake day, you are the kind stranger, so i am the one who should get the gold.

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Are you really a virgin if you fap? That answer, ladies and gentlemen, is yes.

Are you really a virgin if you fap? Let's explore the properties of virginity to help us answer this question. Virginity is lost when you have sex with someone. It's a simple concept. But how? Let's get a logical explanation. When a man penetrates a woman, both their virginities are "taken". But where to? It's actually pretty simple. Their virginities are swapped. Since a woman's virginity can not exist properly in a man, the virginity is therefore invalid and canceled out, and the same applies to a woman taking a man's virginity. However, your hand is a part of you, and therefore does not have its own virginity. When you fap, your virginity is given to your hand, but since your hand is a part of you, your virginity is given right back to you. Even if your hand does have its own virginity, they are both the virginities of the same person, allowing this concept to still be true. This exploration into virginity concepts allows us to finally answer the question:

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat heavy, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.