So this is an account profile which you are probably reading because humanity has lost all hope and it's down to me, Jeffery Clinton , the world's first bionic squid. Now lots of people think "What is a bionic squid?" WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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A bionic squid is quite simply a squid with cool penis parts- er robotic parts, which is why i can type. I also have cool spikes that poke out of my tentacles and an excited tentacle protruding from my trousers, probably trying to escape the binds of my pants and explore the unsuspecting and horny humans.
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I've always been kind of alone in this world. My first memory I had was my father
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When Humans first found me I was but a mere squid swimming in the ocean, orphaned and abandoned. I remember it like it was yesterday. A fishing boat came by and I propelled myself towards it in search of company. However, I was entangled by a fishing net and brought out of the water with thousands of fish surrounding my skin and constricting my body. Frightened, I camouflaged into the shiny, gray scales of the fish around me, hoping they wouldn't seem me. The crane holding the net moved to the boat and was then released onto a table. The fish and I pleasantly squished down. Surrounded by nothing but darkness, my sense of touch is heightened. I can feel the fingers of the working men on the boat jabbing into my squishy body, groping for fish. After a sudden tug on one , I get a tug on my tentacle, then more tugs on my other tentacles and suddenly i am lifted off the table and humans gasp and admire me as i have to them many times from afar. A man calls out and an older man comes to inspect me. After a few minutes he seems to motion for the crew member holding me to toss me off the edge of the boat. The crew member starts towards the water and me being worrying that this is the last time i will see humans and have company i let out a worried garble. The crew member, frightened, dropped me and i fell hard on the deck floor with a thump. The older man having no patience with the man swiftly picks me up and tries throwing me as hard as he can. However, I stick on his arm and happily chirp. Of course this older man freaks out and runs around screaming his head off. (ill finish this later)Now that i am a documented and well studied specimen, lots of men on the streets try to probe me, but listen here big boys, this cephalopod has his own juicy mate. Its name is Yorkie. Now it is a fine specimen as well. It is a dog. its funny *heavy breathing* Most people object to having relationships with dogs, but im a squid so whatever. Using my tentacles i can explore sexual endeavors inconceivable by humans.