So I was walking along the beach and I saw this girl with no arms or legs. As I walked past her, she started crying. I asked 'what's wrong?'. She said 'I've never been hugged before', so I leaned over and gave her a hug. She starts to cry again. I ask 'what's wrong now?'. She says 'I've never been kissed before', so I gave her a long kiss on the lips. She starts to cry yet again... I ask 'what's the matter now??'. She says 'I've never been ♥♥♥♥♥♥ before', so I picked her up and threw her in the ocean screaming 'you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ now'.