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3 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
Really wanted to like this game but it has major issues that completely destroy an otherwise decent shooter. When you go into a room the game spawns monsters as you go, but instead of cribbing any notes from decades of good game design it just keeps dropping enemies on top of you with no regulation other than stop at this many dudes. Just about every single room past floor 2 was a nightmare because enemies with no clear warning would spawn just behind me and cheap shot me. This wasn't just an annoying every once in a while thing but a constant presence haunting every single room once they ran out of ideas for difficulty other than MOAR DOODS.

There is absolutely no regulation on what happens in a run from what I have seen. Good Procedurally generated games have some kind of way to make you not hate playing when you get to the last floor, but I got all the way to the end and never saw a single alchemy weapon. Not a terrible thing missing out on one avenue on power in most games however in this one it meant that a third of all the "ammo" I found rotted on the floor. I could have been terribly unlucky but honestly things should disappear from the item pool to make peoples runs a little nicer, there is no reason I should see the same weapons in a run or a quarter of my levels give me bonuses to stuff I don't have. I also shouldn't see a room modifier where the alchemy weapon slot does 50% more damage and every other slot does 50% less if I don't have an alchemy weapon, that is an easy fix and frankly insulting to get in room after room.

The only reason I got mad enough to write a review though was the secret room I found. It gave me a free level perk and then wrenched control from me so I could get a nice long view at a "painting". It wasnt any lore or something fun, just a lame screenshot of another presumably low effort game by the devs along with a quote about how much they love how it turned out. One of the most pathetic things I have ever seen until I typed all this out.

2/10 a real great game if you love bad design choices, samey rooms, deviantart tier cutscenes, and in game ads.
Posted 6 April, 2018.
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