Iwasonlynineyearsold.IlovedShreksomuch,Ihadallthemerchandiseandmovies.I'dpraytoShrekeverynightbeforeIgotobed,thankingforthelifeI'vebeengiven."Shrekislove",Iwouldsay,"Shrekislife".Mydadhearsmeandcallsmeafaggot.IknewhewasjustjealousformydevotionofShrek.Icalledhimacunt.Heslapsmeandsendsmetogotosleep.I'mcryingnowandmyfacehurts.Ilayinbedandit'sreallycold.Awarmthismovingtowardsme.Ifeelsomethingtouchme.It'sShrek.I'msohappy.Hewhispersinmyear,"Thisismyswamp".Hegrabsmewithhispowerfulogrehands,andputsmeonmyhandsandknees.Ispreadmyass-cheeksforShrek.Hepenetratesmybutthole.Ithurtssomuch,butIdoitforShrek.Icanfeelmybutttearingasmyeyesstarttowater.Ipushagainsthisforce.IwanttopleaseShrek.Heroarsamightyroar,ashefillsmybuttwithhislove.Mydadwalksin.Shreklookshimstraightintheeye,andsays,"It'sallogrenow".Shrekleavesthroughmywindow.Shrekislove.Shrekislife.

Thanks man.Thought I lost it for a moment. ;)

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