I'm still old, still grumpy and still tired of your crap. I'm tired of your crap music, I'm tired of your crap Twitter and your crap Facebook! I'm tired of your crap 'philosophy major degree' and I'm tired of your inability to look at more than a paragraph of text without sarcastically throwing out 'TL;DR'. Stupid kids these days don't know what a paragraph is anymore! In my day a paragraph was the size of a mountain and even came with its own goat! These days kids complain about the stupidest things like life owes them something because POTATO!

"Oh my Ipad isn't working!"
"Oh can I have a new Ipod"
"Oh there's something in my Eye please help me get it out!"

Get out of my face!