- Vampires are so dramatic. “Oh no, the sun!” M’aiq says, wear a hat and stop whining.
- Werewolves say the moon drives them mad. M’aiq says, maybe it’s the fleas.
- Witchers hunt monsters for gold. M’aiq wonders: what happens if the monster pays more?
- Someone told M’aiq to toss a coin to a witcher. M’aiq tossed it. Hit him right in the face.
- “The lady in the lake gives swords,” they said. M’aiq prefers gold. You can buy more swords with gold.
- There’s a world called Warhammer. Everyone is angry and shouting. M’aiq thinks they need a nap.
- Some argue Skyrim is cold. M’aiq says it’s perfect. Keeps the milk fresh, yes?
- There’s a book called The Lusty Argonian Maid. M’aiq read it. Twice. For research.
- Lich King this, Lich King that. M’aiq wonders: if you're so strong, why are you stuck in a frozen chair?
- M’aiq heard of the Emperor of Mankind. If he’s so powerful, why does he just sit in a chair?
- Lich King, Emperor, all those powerful beings stuck in their chairs. If sitting makes you that strong, M’aiq wonders what happens when you lie down.
- In Azeroth, they shout “For the Alliance!” and “For the Horde!” M’aiq prefers “For the coin!” It’s universal.
- Someone said Sylvanas burned a tree. M’aiq thinks: not a big deal. M’aiq burned dinner last night. That’s worse.
- Someone shouted, “Blood for the Blood God!” M’aiq says, what about moon sugar for the Khajiit? Fair trade.
- In Azeroth, there are orcs, elves, and pandas. M’aiq wonders: where are the Khajiit? Discrimination, yes?
- Toss a coin to your witcher? M’aiq says: toss two, and maybe he’ll take a bath.
- Ciri travels between worlds. M’aiq asked for a ride. She said no. Rude.
- A witcher meditated for hours. M’aiq thought he was dead. Turns out, he was just lazy.
- There’s a place called the Warp. M’aiq looked inside once. Now M’aiq needs therapy.
- Nazeem asks if you’ve been to the Cloud District. M’aiq wonders why no one has punched Nazeem.
- M’aiq knows you’re reading this. Yes, you. Stop scrolling and toss M’aiq a coin.

M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else.