Recent reviews by john hard

Hideo game, 10/10

Absolutely insane, so many bullets it lags my 3060 consistently. 10/10

beat a group of 6 zabrans to death with my bare hands, technically counted as stealth because none of them hit the floor yet. A bit rough around the edges, but still fun enough to easily overlook the small technical issues I have personally found at the time of this review.

Angel's Gear is a beautiful, short and sweet metroidvania. As someone who usually doesn't play these kinds of games, the combat is much more challenging than I expected with limited ammunition for your ranged weapons. Enemies are tough, but don't respawn, the characters have good art and small arcs befitting the short story, and the world feels like it's on the brink of collapse. I didn't encounter any bugs or crashes, and was able to beat it in just over 2 hours as a complete newbie. Overall, I'd recommend this game wholeheartedly! Good work, Scumhead!

I have never had more fun screaming obscenities at French people and making up inspirational speeches whilst stabbing Germans since my highschool dodgeball games

As of today, I have become a primordial force of capitalism. I have the soul of an emperor. The CEO mindset flows through me.

Accurate mental asylum painkiller overdose simulator, 10/10.

First run got a pistol named Horny Man, set myself on fire with a fish head, and beat a pile of meat to death with a pipe.
10/10 would die horribly again