Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
ㅤ* The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up; I said "Did you get my drift?"
ㅤ* The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm chortling!