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1.9 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
amazing game. i keep coming back.
Posted 5 December, 2020. Last edited 5 December, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
The day is cold. I'm sitting in my underwear, bored out of my mind. I ask my friend Richard to recommend me a game.
"Trove." He whispers to me quietly through text chat. The name sends chills down my spine. "I thought that was pay to play?" "No". I squirm with excitement. I slowly drag my cursor to the store tab, then to the search bar, searching for "trove". My heart starts beating faster. I will finally have something to do for a few days. I download the 200 MB game within seconds, thanks to my godly internet speed. My joy now has no bounds. I am shivering. I am becoming pale.
I start up the game and log in to my old Glyph account. "Error 2025. Network Failure. Check your connection". The day becomes hot. I have seen this error before. I refresh my porn tab in chrome to make sure my connection is okay. It is. I draw my pistol and aim it towards my monitor. "Goodbye old friend." I fire. After the ringing in my ear is finished, I sigh and point the barrel to my forehead. I pull the trigger, but the Glyph logo forms from the broken glass of my monitor. Before I can pull the trigger, the Glyph logo slaps in to the gun as a sticker. I quickly pull the trigger, but the bullet is stuck. I look at my revolver. I notice in bold letters across the barrel. "Error 2025."
Posted 19 August, 2015.
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2,364.2 hrs on record (2,032.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
very educational
Posted 2 October, 2014. Last edited 21 December, 2019.
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24 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3,185.2 hrs on record (2,150.0 hrs at review time)
its ok
Posted 28 September, 2014.
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35 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
267.7 hrs on record (41.5 hrs at review time)
It's like Chess, but it's not.

10/10
Posted 25 June, 2014.
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21 people found this review helpful
27.7 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
You will do such things as robbing banks, running across streets with fast-moving traffic, go down warp pipes, get accosted by the ninja turtles and A-Team, steal the tardis, and team up with doctor Brown.


That's just the first chapter.
Posted 7 June, 2014.
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32 people found this review helpful
1,297.6 hrs on record (831.7 hrs at review time)
Team Fortress 2 is free to play as well as free to uninstall
Posted 16 March, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
18.0 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
There's a couple things missing from this game that's advertised on it's home page (https://secure.gunz2.eu/home) like:
Grenade launching Ivans.
Hoodies.
Very fancy clothing sets.
Characters with different colored hair.

If you can get over this, then the gameplay is pretty nice. There are some bugs, but the game is about 1-2 weeks old as this review was published. There are 4 classes as of now, a nice storyline and the depth of combat is amazing. This game has potential, and the community should help it. Unfortunately, if you live outside of Turkey and Europe, you can't sign up for the forums, however you can still play this through steam. Do I recommend it? Yes.
Do I think it can be better? Yes.
Do I think it needs the hoodies it advertised? Yes.
Posted 23 February, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
this looks like a great game and all i even spleurged when i saw gameplay but i can NOT PLAY IT BECAUSE RPGS HATE ME LIKE WHY DOES NO RPG PATCHER WORK FOR ME
Posted 24 December, 2013.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.4 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
An underrated gem that's a heart warming story about an angry American man who goes around destroying Vegas's evil robot army with his pet negro.
Posted 31 December, 2012.
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