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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:24pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:59pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 7:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:49pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:09am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:15am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:13pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:58pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:14pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:35pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:53pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:03pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:05pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:09pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:16pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:49pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:51pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:06pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:42am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:15am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:15am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:15am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:04pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:39pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:15am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:45pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:01pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:01pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:22pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:18pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:31pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:17am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:05pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 7:45pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:20pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:24pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:10pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:39am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:14pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:38am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:22pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:01pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:15pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:22pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:49pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:35pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:23pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:06pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:07pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:34pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:56pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:08am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:29am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:09pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:53pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:22am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:35am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:22pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:01pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:46pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:44pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:06pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:21pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:01pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:37pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:46am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:10pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:34pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:10pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:34pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:50am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:06pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:25pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:08pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:08pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:26pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:01pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:22pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:48pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:48pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:57pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:52am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:25pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:25pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:55pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:35pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:51pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:07am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:08am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:49am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:15pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:08am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:45pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:30pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:24pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:15am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:30pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:07pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:24pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:09am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:10am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:11am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:27am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:13pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:41am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:25pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:17pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:21pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:25pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:25pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:07am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:07am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:07am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:07am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:28am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:39am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:34pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:40pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:42pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:42pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:06am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:37am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:37am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:23pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:02pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:30pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:01pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:38am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:25pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:25pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:01pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:51pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:38am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:55pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:30pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:13pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:25pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:25pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:32pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:59pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:57pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:31am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:36am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:47pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:48pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:49pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:49pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:49pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:00pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:15am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:52pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:21pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:18pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:33pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:36pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:36pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:36pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:59pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:08am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:07am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:30am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:59pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:04pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:13pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:16pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:58pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:55am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:37am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:27pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:27pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:58pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:20pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:39pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:54pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:16pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:55pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:55pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:18am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:12pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:00pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:17pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:30am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:42pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:36pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:36pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:31am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:46pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:04pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:42am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:33pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:33am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:33am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:59am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:14pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:37am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:57pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:38am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:44pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:47pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:25pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:40pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:08pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:37pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:24pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:59pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:06pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:25pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:24pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:16pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:01pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:01pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:03pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:08pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:08pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:38am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:43am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:42am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:27pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:27pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:01am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:55am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:44am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:26pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:25pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:25pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:58am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:26pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:14pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:31pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:06pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:11am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:48pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:09pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:02pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:16pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:08pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:25pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:14pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:38pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:08pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:02pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:59pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:29pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:36pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:12pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:21pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:39pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:46pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:52pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:58pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:09pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:24pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:33pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:08pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:22pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:54pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:54pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:40am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:32pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:32pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:22pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:58pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:58pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:54pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:11pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:26pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:28pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:38am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:33pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:59pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:29pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:36pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:12pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:16pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:31pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:45pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:57pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:13pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:17pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:19pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:01am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:48pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:09pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:47pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:03pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:13pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:35am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:17pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:32pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:24pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:11pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:56pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 4:58pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:05am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:49pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:25pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:11pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:12pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:48pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:28pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:28pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:40am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:33pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:44pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:32pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:12pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:08pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:22pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:28pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:30pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:22pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:39pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:31pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:08pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:46pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:32pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:46pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:44pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:09pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:11pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:00am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:22pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:16pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:49pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:26pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:29pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:16pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:59pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:10pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:26pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:28pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:29pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:41pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:55pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:38am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:58pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:47pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:00pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:35pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:13pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:29pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:29pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:59pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:59pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:41pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:58pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:24pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:37pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:16pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:30am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:59pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:17pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:27pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:41pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:48pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:03pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:03pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:04pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:11pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:01pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:24pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:24pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:40am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:30pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:54pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:26am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:04pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:24pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:12pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:12pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:13pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:13pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:41pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:24pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:03pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:49pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:10pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:17pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:27pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:29pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:32pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:44pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:48pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:01pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:10pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:38pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:00am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:31pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:41pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:43pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:07pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:36pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:22pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:30pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:55pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 9:40am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:28pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:40pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:56pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 3:30pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:21pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:19pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:52pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:31pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:06pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:24pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:44pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:12pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:47pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:26pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:28pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:31pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 1:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:15pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:56pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:56pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:52pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:11pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:17pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:27pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:29pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:59pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:47pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:48pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:01pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:40pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:56pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:31pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:07pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:31pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:55pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 12:16pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:31pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 5:09pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
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