Recent reviews by DangerStripes

I hate this game so much that when I'm done with my current playthrough, I'll have to play it again on a higher difficulty. 11/10, would recommend it to anyone who wants to be disappointed by everything they play after it.

This is potentially a wonderful game and if I was a teenager with nothing better to do than sink hours a day into different ways to not get things done, sure. Go ham. It's a beaut.

But doing simple things already takes hours, only for you to loose everything before you've completed whatever mission you're on - making the time you spent digging up dumb chests on the beach and chasing 20 pigs over an island entirely worthless - because 4 dudes in a galleon think its fair play to gang up on a one man sloop.

It'S sEa Of ThIeVeS nOt SeA oF fRiEnDs... blah blah blah. If PvP is so great, why is everyone who wants to play PvP so against a split PvP and PvE server? Go cry me a river about how there's no one on to firebomb into oblivion, while I go uninstall and relegate this beautiful piece of trash to the burning heap of ways I've joylessly wasted my life.