Recent reviews by Fated union

love the base game, patch ruined it with bugs bugs bugs, and the content of the dlc is absolutely abysmal

art, music, and stages are great though. if they cut all the "content", fixed the botched physics, and just kept the new maps and the cosmetic only stuff... the DLC would not be that bad

the gnorp apologue is a fun little game about greedy little gnorps doing little gnorp things with your help
these things include but are not limited to
-slamming themselves into rocks
-shooting rocks with bows and arrows
-shooting rocks with guns
-shooting rocks with gun propelled arrows
-time travel to better hurt the rock
-growing magic plants to let us sit on the rock
-magic plants to make you fly via vomit (at the rock)
-magical vegitation to let you make a fat gnorp sit on the rock, hard
-hot coco
-rockets fired at the rock
-the chosen gnorp who will stab the rock with the sword from the slightly less important rock
-collecting dust (dust came from the rock)

9/10 would orbital nuke the rock again

Im 30 hours in and i have only finished chapter 2 for 3 travelers and chapter 1 for the rest. Theres so many things to do in this game, its so meaty, so good, and such quality 9.5/10 would buy again.

classic game, slightly improved basics, forced shop... all in all solid 5/7

one of the all time most content filled best all around games i have ever played, and i got it for sale for under 2 dollars... i bought the soundtrack to throw money at these godlike devs, 55/7