Hoe! Hoe! Hoe! ITS THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! So merry THOTmas, Happy SOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! SHHH! Did u hear that? Somebodys up on the rooftop! ITS YO DADDY DOM, JOLLY OL ST. THICCOLAS and he says youve been XTRA naughty this year! So hes droppin down the chimney like its hot to bring u some THOTmas cheer! BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND THIS TO UR SLUTTIEST ELVES if u get 0 back ur an UGLY GRINCH if u get 5 back ur back on the naughty list again next year but if you get all back you a real THOTmas SNACK pack and a hot HUNKin pie!!!