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I dropped my phone, walked right up to the mirror, kept jacking off with my eyes going up and down my body, then I looked myself in the eyes and nutted.
It was a really strange experience, I wasn’t attracted to my reflection so much as I was captivated by the weird intimacy of seeing myself so up close in a way I never had before. I’ve jacked off to myself like that about 3-4 times since in the 2 years after that moment. Still never had a gay thought about another man, but there can just be something really hot about yourself in a weird way.
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Today, we were just hanging out in a restaurant and things were getting really flirtatious.
When we arrived, she took off her pants. Her panties looked so sexy on her, I got rock hard immediately and took off my pants, my erection in full view of her. It was one of the hottest things I've done in my life. But then she took off her jacket. This is where the interesting stuff happens.
I noticed that she was wearing a shirt of the Champion brand, and if you flip the logo sideways, it sort of looks like a crewmate from the popular game, "Among Us" Immediately, my brain acted on it's own. I'm not sure what happened, but I couldn't stop it. With my hard ♥♥♥♥ fully visible, I screamed, "SUS!!!! SUS!!!!!!!
I wear black cardigans, verbally assault women, and physically assault my friends.
When I look in the mirror, I can't help but say "戦い, 戦い" (which means fight, fight in american.)
I grew my hair out long because I don't care so now I have to wear it in a bun and I don't care what people think so shut **** up Hange!
I always leave an open wound on my hand, and go out of my way to show it to everyone so they are reminded that I am in control.
When I see dogs being taken on walks I get mad at them for not being free like I am.
I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing her to dress up as Mikasa or Historia, both of whom remind me of Armin.
When I order fast food, I refuse to call them french fries and insist on calling them freedom fries.
I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
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