Recent reviews by EpicPwner

This game broke my heart, can I bill the devs for another?

I don't know if this is because of an update to Battlelog, EA App, or whatever else, but Battlelog does not recognise the Steam version of BF3 anymore, making the game completely unplayable, unless you count browsing Battlelog as playing the game.

The Megaman Zero and ZX series were some of my favourite games in my childhood, and I still love them dearly, which is why it sucks that Capcom have added shady Russian (as in the company is Russian and shady to the point where they're allegedly registered under a shell company) DRM that trips my anti-virus.

It was lovely while it lasted, I suppose...

We are so back, Armored Core fans.

(Dear FromSoft, any chance of a remaster of 4 and For Answer for your next trick?)

Honestly this is one of the best CoD campaigns ever made. Multiplayer and Zombies are mid but I absolutely recommend this game just for the campaign.

It's a very fun, if also very scuffed game, but it's a bit of a shame that to get the most out of this £16 game I need to buy £50 worth of DLC. It feels like I'm playing in a very nice sandbox, but I'm not allowed most of the toys inside the sandbox until I pay extra.

This is one of the cases where Steam could do with a third option for reviews because while I recommend it, you absolutely need to buy the Ultimate Edition. Don't be tricked by the low price tag.

I've seen people say that they're unable to play the game on modern OSes, which seems like something caused by the DRM not being updated. It seems to work fine on Windows 10 (unfortunately all I can say is "works on my machine")

The game is decent, although it's a far cry (ha) from the better games in the series like Chaos Theory. The only reason I'm writing a review this early is to inform people that the Deluxe Edition content is unredeemable, as all of the servers for Conviction are offline permanently. In times like this, Steam really needs a "Neither" option for if a review recommends a game.

Due to the servers being shut down, this DLC is quite literally unplayable. Ubisoft are selling DLC on the Steam Store that you cannot even look at in game.

The single-player itself is very good, but selling unusable DLC is highly immoral if not illegal.

Who would win: the spawn of Hell or one miner (he's forklift certified)

Respawn and/or EA could have just dealt with the guy DDoSing their servers but instead they chose to let Titanfall die and focus on Apex.

A shame, I don't think I've seen any other game do the awesome multiplayer Campaign that this game did...