Not even a full sentence, pity.

Does my intellect make you feel small, perhaps? Or are you simpletons always so defensive? Perhaps its an evolutionary adaptation meant to curtail criticism. All of you poo-slinging chum gather together and hurl downvotes at my astute observation. Though, if enough people agree it must be true, right? I must be a fool? Ha, if only. I am mentally superior than the lot of you combined. Your collective brain capacity couldn’t contest even 5% of my capabilities. But alas, I digress, wondering why I’d even think you incapacitated stew of stupidity could even stand to reason with the likes of me.

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Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

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