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If you are running a Macintosh, OS/2, Unix, or
Linux computer, please randomly delete
several files from your hard disk drive and
forward this message to everyone you know.
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Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by prescription!!
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Life is like an onion: you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes
you weep.
-- Carl Sandburg
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There are bad times just around the corner,
There are dark clouds hurtling through the sky
And it's no good whining
About a silver lining
For we know from experience that they won't roll by...
-- Noel Coward
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It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I
think you'll be amused by its presumption.
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NOTICE:
-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --
(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)
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