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Recent reviews by CptnNathanZacahry

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1 person found this review helpful
18.5 hrs on record
Glitch Fairy is a game that when I first saw it I didn't think too much of. I thought it was a cute looking game but didn't really think it would be anything special. I was so wrong!

Glitch fairy really is a labor of love, and while the game itself can be a bit frustrating at time and somewhat annoying it's so satisfying to play. Once you get good at dodging and weaving along with blasting it can feel good as you watch yourself getting better and better at the game

And the story is just as fun, it's such an interesting world. The art and journals really do go a long way of drawing you into the story along with the world.

Cannon cow has really made something special hear and I genuinely can't wait to see what they do next!
Posted 21 November, 2024.
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40.0 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I loved Postal 2, I know it' a "love it or hate it" Game but, there is something special about the Postal Franchise. After the debacle that was Postal 3 I had lost hope for a return to form... then I found Paradise.

Now here we are at the 4th entry in the series and it's every bit the janky mess you'd think it would be. There's a lot of work that still needs to be done and a lot of spit polish to be had for sure but I think this game will make it.

Normally I don't bother with early access however, for RWS I was more than glad to make an exception. They respect their fans and their community and try to right by us. So I can't wait to see what this game will have in store for us further down the road.


God Speed you Magnificent Bastards!
Posted 21 October, 2019.
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7.3 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
Shot some Silhouettes
Made things go boom
Had an inner monologue about the futility of mankind as well as his need to dominate everything he can.
Shot a nazi in the head
Shot the arm of a zombie

10/10 Would have another existential crisis.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
149.7 hrs on record (71.0 hrs at review time)
A game so wholesome and wonderful you'll feel like you have real friends.
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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97.5 hrs on record (39.3 hrs at review time)
One of the best edgelord simulators I've ever played! (No seriously I love this game)
Posted 23 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
81.0 hrs on record (39.7 hrs at review time)
Wanted to leave the congo so I went to Vegas. 10/10 would get shot again!
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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145.6 hrs on record (34.4 hrs at review time)
In just an hour I had more careers than I ever thought possible.

I was a:

Bank Robber
Meth Cooker
Museum Thief
Arsonist
Computer Hacker
Political Espionage Agent
Federal Espionage Agent
Spy
Drug Pusher
Drug Mule
Drug Seller
Petty Thief
Jewelery Thief
Smuggler
Assassin
Gun Runner
"Protection" Agent
Train Robber
Drill Technican on multiple occasions
Bag Thrower on even more occasions
A Courrier

This game is the ultmate job simulator.
10/10
Posted 1 October, 2014.
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