Before you get after me about being a weirdo, listen to this song:
https://youtu.be/wy-c-qpkaVg

You have so little strength left, but you do have it, that last gasp of air in your chest. You reach back—and in your hand is a sword.

𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙛𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙥. 𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧, 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨. 𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛.

"GOD JUST SHUT UP! SHUT UP! NOBODY ASKED!" - Hitman 2 | Diplomat


I use skill. If that doesn't work, unpredictability. If that doesn't work, trickery. If that doesn't work, attrition. If that doesn't work... Honestly I just give up at that point ain't jack sh*t gonna work :/


Help I am in Mauritania

I love boat

I REALLY like synthwave and vaporwave


Weabel :3

Nice argument senator how about you back it up with source?
*SOURCE SOUND*

Demons killed doomguys rabbit so he decided their fate would be extinction

The 2nd Day Of Pay

Boooooe Jiden

He shot blue
Thats a lot of blue
That is a lot of blue but whats it me-
IT MEANS I HATE YOU

Hello Gordon!

BECOME FICTIONAL

We must b e c o m e the rat problem

I need [T W O] xp to become level 7

Shut up. Stop talking. Be quiet for several years.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
DONT USE A TILDE AFTER A NORMAL SENTENCE!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

Conway the Nullrat :3

The ROUND sick, as opposed to the SHARP sick

50 of the tiny little dog things

Anti-Materiel-Gun Man

He somersaults in the air and turns into an M1 Abrams

Olive Gordon Freeman

Double Barrel Attitude Adjuster

Your fate: Condemned to the field

Many Denyi (Denji)

Iiii'm gonna
...
Iiiii'm gonna
What?
I'M GONNA
WHAT!?
I told you.

Number one Gmod meta ignorer extraordinaire

DAVYYYYYY CROCKEEEETT
We Davyd a little too much Crockett

Memorize how to not die

SPY HAS A GUN

I will become the jack of all trades of tf2 (failed so far)

I am going to touch someone in an unfriendly way using a metal bar

This Scout is brought to you by: RED Shadow Maggots!

I wonder if it would bend... *metal scraping sound*

I don't need to use my gang signs that often

Look it's the Roman Catholic Church! *Kaboom*

Oh god the Home Depot Skeletons

"Would you like to hear about our lord and savior jesus christ?"
"GET OUT."

NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I *metalpipe.mp3* SO HARD THAT SOMEONE RAGEQUITTED

EYE CAN'T READ

Kennst du Herr Faust?

And god said, a i r b o a t

The blazing wheels, they're everywhere!

My game is vibrating, please jump

All these souls will sell for a lot of Grofit™

I am completely and mentally stable. Oh hey look a civilian airliner!

If you put it in a locked box, and it decides the fate of the multiverse is complete eradication, that's not a problem, that's apollyon on your hands, and you have 8 seconds

Super star wears off, but 096 doesn't. Y o u h a v e 3 0 s e c o n d s .

Procedural generated Sand undertale

You name your rifle betsy and your boat jenny?

I named my M119 Howitzer Sir Samuel Winchester Jenkins the II, this is his ammunition, Sir William Bob Kester the DXII, and HIS brother, James

"Jetrauser"
"isn't the rauser already a jet?"
"All rausers are jets but not all jets are rausers, you can't [UP] To Raus in a jet"

This is ULTRAKILL not Sonic

Closed captions are NOT lore accurate

"Bucket of wet socks *grins*"

"I will give you TWO UNUSUALS for some estrogen"

F**K YOU PILLSBURY

I cause schizophrenia™

It gets super-fu*king mad and goes super-fu*king critical

I am everywhere all at once and sometimes only in one place

"Yo dudes the empire is pretty chill maybe you could like join it or something-"
"THE PRUSSIANS ARE HERE."

the sreum

non, c'est un f*cking POMME

condemned to the island

OMG ITS magtalasjohnlawrence

Got a problem? CHew on the spoon!
Depressed? Chew on the spoon!
Bored? Chew on the spoon!
In pain? Chew on the spoon
Missing a leg, suffering internal bleeding and blunt force trama to the skull? You guessed it! Chew on the spoon!

400 Miles Per Hour bowling ball to the DOME

Oh I forgot to add the French revolution to this

THEY NEVER EXPECT THE 4TH

Imagine how the soap feels

The f*cking pristine clean

Gabe Newell can be factory produced

I do go a little y

The letters and political views are not the same thing

https://youtu.be/Gm_d8EU_PjM?si=1yaoMikorxD8z5F6

The pope is included

if you kill the food it'll go to heaven, where the gods are

Grofitize: Verb: To turn into grofit by means of excessive amounts of force

Grofit: Noun: Growth and profit combined into one

We pranked gab gab

I taste like felonies

Panopticorn (fresh)

he do be f*ckign big

Arnold Schwarzenegger's drug addicted cousin, Big Johninator

But listen, Jesus- can it.

wrong place for the ACCCENT MARK YOU F*CKIUNG MORONE

if you're antiantifa then you're probably the fa

"I smell popcorn, I think I'm about to have a heartattack."
"What?"
"It's like the toast."

Who tf drifts in the CVS Pharmacy parking lot???

Can I have God with a side of Jesus

"You know daddy loves beans"

"Water supply to me."
"Did you just say water supply to me?"
"No I actually said Water supply to me to you."

"Put it away or I'm going to shave deodorant into your mouth while you're asleep."
"Oh d*mn"
"I'm going to waterboard you but instead of water it's Listerine, I'm going to Listerineboard you."
"Oh sh*t"
"I'm going to laxativeboard you."

"I need him to get castrated not set on fire."

"Well it removed one of his legs, so that's an experiment success"

"I'm gonna set it to 0.3 hopefully that'll make it more efficient at removing legs."

"laughing gives you liver disease just like how doing jumping jacks gives you skin cancer." - Friend
"...How did you come to that conclusion?" - Me
"...doing jumping jacks" - Friend

WIR SIND GEF*CKED

Godd*mn if I'm aware

It comes to approximately... *smack smack smack* Fo*k awll :D

Heres the app to keep track of all of our sh*tf*ckery :3

Curiosity killed the cat and I want to die

"You're not alone. That's not what I'm looking for."

"Lucky for us, he just made haunt haunting the new haunting! Haunt him!"

"Who made the postal service livid??"
"ME! I DID?"

"What's y'all know about the livid postal service"
"EVERYTHING! I AM THE LIVID POSTAL SERVICE- no wait I'm the LIPID POSTAL SERVICE"

Get the MOTHERF*CKING LIPIDS, OUT THE SINK

You have audio it came with your f*cking xbox

You don't have chronic back pain, you have chronic back wigglies

The sun is the core just like how the core of an apple is hot
How'd you come to that conclusion
[COUGH COUUUGH] APPLE [F*CKING DIES]

The moon actually emanates cold, little known fact

"There was an 100 and a 4 and neither was right" - Me
"There was an 100 and a 4 and she was beautiful" - My friend

Parenthesis, exponents, buh. Only the avatar, master of all 3 elements can stop ME!

We're supposed to exponentize this FIRST???

"That's ME! I'M the saltwater grass" - My friend

"OH MY GOD WHY DOES HE LOOK STONED?"

"From now on all blue power rangers are autistic" - me
"From now on all power rangers are autistic" - My friend

When I grow up i wanna be an aromatic base

"Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey."
"Your spine!!! :3"

"I have an unquenchable thirst for teeth. [...] I actually don't want human teeth."

"NO! Stay away from me Sisyphus! I'm filing a restraining order!" - Friend

"That's not great. This does not further my continued existence" -