"People are books, puzzles, and pawns. In that order. First they're read, then they're figured out, then they're persuaded. Some would call that awfully manipulative, but what's the alternative?"

“Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?”
“That depends a good deal on where you want to get to,” said the Cat.
“I don’t much care where—” said Alice.
“Then it doesn’t matter which way you go,” said the Cat.
“—so long as I get somewhere,” Alice added as an explanation.
“Oh, you’re sure to do that,” said the Cat, “if you only walk long enough.”

Me when I Clutch: http://i.imgur.com/npclAIy.jpg

"Democracy is like two wolfs and a sheep deciding on what to have for lunch."~Benjamin Franklin