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TL;DR: Game sucks, if you want to play the new rpg-style assassin's creed games, play Origins

Then the long form, which is gonna be a very ranty.
I loved AC:Origins and I played it to 100%, also 100% the Ezio arc of games. This game is the bottom of the barrel. Slop for those who want a new game. Of course some ate it up without questioning its quality.

Origins was a success and was made by Ubisoft Studios Montreal division. Ubisoft Montreal is the top dog of Ubisoft that makes the best games that Ubisoft offers. Now THIS piece of gaming slop was made by Quebec Division that previously made Syndicate that flopped and then Montreal had to save the franchise by making Origins. Then after Quebec is given the task of making a new game in the rpg-style. The result is not good and doesn't hold a candle to Origins.

AC:Odyssey is uninspired garbage that recycles the good ideas from previous games and still manages to suck. The voice acting is horrible. The game is horribly optimised and somehow looks worse than Origins. The level scaling system is so bad and it can't be turned off. Enemies are sponges that need to be stabbed 50 times to die (on all difficulties). I have way more things I dislike about the game but can't bother listing them all. They did improve some things from Origins like needing many bows (predator, warrior, etc.). But the improved things are so miniscule that I would rather play Origins for 100 hours before playing any more of this.

One more thing, sometimes when I exit the game it locks up my computer so hard that I need to hold the power button to make it close. TO CLOSE THE GAME I NEED TO SHUT OFF MY COMPUTER. I don't know what kind of software wizardry they did at QUEBEC to make that happen.

Best rally game I have ever played. Great music.

The latest and sadly the last installment of the Metal Gear franchise by the legendary writer, director and producer Hideo Kojima. Despite being severely hampered by KONAMI, the game was to be 2015 game of the year if not for Witcher 3. This was my first Kojima game I have ever played and it made me realize why he was so acclaimed by fans of the series. MGS:V is your last chance to experience the magic of Metal Gear before the games grow too old.

♥♥♥♥ Konami

Absolute value for 1 euro. Chill game to play to for a couple of hours and it has cool achievements.

+ Only big competitor to World of Tanks in the tank-genre of games (No health points, Premium Ammo or any of that ♥♥♥♥)
+ Good graphics, models, sounds
+ Best semi-realistic flight game on the market

- After the introduction of volumetric penetration calculation the game has become way worse (disappearing shells and overlapping armor being buggy)
- APFSDS can bounce
- ERA is completely overpowered
- Balancing is done by "stats" and in some cases is inexcusably horrible, making some vehicles completely useless
- Developers don't play the game
- ♥♥♥♥ anti-cheat measures that hide tanks in line-of-sight making tanks disappear
- Bugs might take months to fix
- Some forum moderators are so dense (russian shill) that even if you showed them a source from the secretary of defense himself they still wouldn't consider it a reliable source on western tanks
- Prototype vehicles that are "technically" in service with russians are put into the game with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stats based on the claims of the most corrupt military in the world

Good classic game to spend your time or money on.