I'll miss u...

Do you know what a Rat King is? Oh my God, it's a terrible story. There is this theory, this is the theory, I don't know if people ever did this, but imagine your village is full of rats. So you go catch 10 rats and throw them in a pit... soon there is one rat because he gets all the other rats, he's a champ.Then you throw 10 more rats in there and you do that three or four times. Then you take the remaining rat let him go. And soon there are no rats in the village, really. So it was like the toughest of them all and then he learns to eat rats.

good guy but bad gamer, gets 5 big booms

hey! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you

Hey there!
I'm interning at the dungeon and I noticed you were a big fan of the darkest dungeons! I am approaching you with keys for this dungeon, do you want to enter? I promise I'll let you out! No funny business pal guy friend, would love to get some feedback on the dungeon. Can't wait for your hasty reply!

Hey there!
I'm interning with an indie game devs team. I noticed that you're a big fan Roguelites and auto battlers, and figured our game might be right up your alley. And I am approaching to offer you a key to our game.
If you've got a second and wouldn't mind throwing some feedback or tips my way about the translations or how the game plays, please add me as a friend for further discussion, this would be super helpful for our game's improvement. Can't wait to hear what you think!