Unforgettable experience. In this game you play as Johnathan Wallpaper, a mild mannered mechanic who does work for the mob. One day, a botched hit ends up taking the lives of his wife and daughter, forcing him to cut ties with the mob due to their carelessness. He then utilizes his mechanical skills to construct a mech to take revenge on the mob. This is his Wallpaper Engine - his justice. He dons this persona and carries the weight of his personal loss into his grim undertaking against his former companions. I won't spoil any more of the story, just play it for yourself. 10/10

My close personal friend and mentor in Confucian works (Josh) purchased this game for me and most of my friend group on June 29, 2023. When my eyes saw what had been gifted to me I was confused. What is this Mario Party thing with anime women that my close personal friend and eunuch has purchased for me? I figured we would play it a few times and call it quits. Well, I was right for about a year. Then we all started playing it every now and then in recent days. The game is fun and can be described as generally schizophrenic. We have yet to play this competitively with each other because we are worried it will ruin our TRUE and HONEST friendships. Because of this, we only play co-op against the likes of BIG THE HARO and the Summer Beast. The moral of the story is something like don't judge a weird weeb board game by its cover or something like that. This game goes on sale quite a bit for dirt cheap. Just cheap enough to introduce it to your friend group like the CIA introducing crack to the inner cities in the 1980s. Well, I'm tired of writing now and need to get to bed for work tomorrow. All in all, the game is fun. Try it or don't, it isn't like I'm on the 100% OJ payroll.